Pentru io io

Avand in vedere respectul pentru gazdele noastre, detinatorii acestui site, respectul de sine cat si pentru domnul io io nu voi intra in polemica cu acesta.
Daca webmaster-ul a admis acest topic inseamna ca totul este OK.
Am spus de la bun inceput ca nu cunosc bine limba engleza si ca atare greselile sunt inerente, daca nu cumva obligatoriu.
Multumesc inca odata Dl. Armand Cornaciu pentru bunavointa de a-mi raspunde.
Daca stapaniti bine l. engleza va felicit iar orice corectura mi-ar fi de mare ajutor.
Cat priveste ca as fi penibil este cel putin o mica eroare. Nu poate fi cineva penibil pentru ca vrea sa invete. Penibili ar putea fi snobii, cei cu aere de superioritate si altii asemenea.
Cred ca am spus suficient si deci voi pune punct la acest subiect.

Billy and Bob decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop. in their lines in the water. After fishing for a few hours, Billy has caught dozens of fish while Bob hasn t even gotten a bite.
Bob asks, Billy, what s your secret ?
Billy answers, Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm.
Bob asks, What did you say?
Billy answers, Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm.
Bob again asks, What ?
Billy spits into his hand and says, " You gotta keep the worms warm !"

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

(She is speaking in a cheery voice)"Hello? Oh, hi. I m so glad that you called.
Really? That s wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrifiic.
Great!
Thanks.
Okay.
Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he s having on his fishing trip with you."